(via dots for eyes: Fan Art Friday No. 11: Pete & Pete)
“It’s afraid. IT’S AFRAID!”
To his girlfriend…
“How to Sharpen Pencils” is very funny—it’s the work, let’s not forget, of the guy responsible for “Get Your War On”—but it’s no April Fools’ joke, and it’s no bathroom book. It’s a literary oddity that, even as it gleefully pursues the comic possibilities of its premise, subtly gestures towards its own secluded seriousness.” —Mark O’Connell” —
DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM THE ONLY IMPECCABLE ONLINE SOURCE TALKING ABOUT DAVID REES AND PENCIL SHARPENING?
Oh, sorry. I guess you never heard of THE NEW YORKER?
I will see you TONIGHT.
That is all.
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(Source: newyorker.com, via paulftompkins)
“In 2010, he said he had once been rescued from drifting out to sea and possible death by a pod of dolphins.” — Dick Van Dyke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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List of XFL Champions. (Taken with instagram)
Hello! If you live in New York City, please join John Hodgman, Jonathan Coulton and me (David Rees) for a pencil-sharpening party in Williamsburg tomorrow night! It’s going to be really fun, I promise!
Your ticket includes a copy of HOW TO SHARPEN PENCILS.
Yes, you need a ticket. You can buy a ticket!
(via comedycentral)
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I know I’m a few days late, but I feel it is my duty to not let any tiny yet great podcast joke go un-designed.
(Made that bracelet from scratch, yo! Vector-tastic.)
SOMEDAY THESE WILL BE REAL. THAT IS MY DUMB PROMISE. - Paul
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DO YOU THINK THEY CAN SMELL EM ACROSS THE OFFICE?????????
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(Source: colorsuper)
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