Bedtime Champ

Sam Scovill shits onstage (by JamesCurtisOKC)

No, he’s actually doing stand-up comedy. Sam fared rather well this particular outing, but please, don’t let this fluke of a video set up unrealistic expectations. Sam is normally awful and never does this well. I think he might have paid the audience each 50 dollars to enjoy his performance. 
One of them confided in me that she’d been told they were letting him do stand up because the Make-A-Wish foundation was honoring his request or like maybe he was challenged and everybody was just being super supportive. I mean, that’s what I heard. I’m not saying I encouraged her to think that, and I’m not saying I didn’t tell her no Sam’s really a comedian and I’m certainly not saying I started that rumor, whispering into the ears of the gathered throngs like some kind of arch nemesis in a Disney cartoon. I’m pretty sure I was the guy holding the camera. So I have an alibi.